Jack the Ripper has gone stale. We’re tired of Jack the Ripper. He’s just not scary anymore. Yes, he had a horrific and terrifying killing spree in Victorian Whitechapel, London, and the murders remain unsolved to this day, but psssh. Old news. Okay sure, he did murder vulnerable prostitutes and remove their organs in the most grisly murders of memory, but… Alright we admit, Jack the Ripper is still a bit scary. But can you blame us? It’s the fear of the unknown. We don’t know who he is or where he is or when he is, because it’s entirely possible he was a time traveler moving through time killing his victims as he sees fit. That would be really something. Kind of sounds like a movie. We’re going to write this down actually, see if we can make anything happen. Hang on a minute… Okay great, copyrighted that idea so don’t steal it. But why don’t women get to have the bloodthirsty fun of a Victorian serial killer? Well now you can! Forget Jack the Ripper. You’re Jane the Ripper! And you’re taking vengeance on all of the men who have done you wrong, by removing their organs (ahem) and teaching them a lesson! And all the while you look impeccable. No one would ever suspect someone as sexy and cunning as you. You’re too smart to get caught. And men can’t resist a wink from you, or the way you swish your hips as you walk by. It makes them easy prey every time. It’s time to inspire some fear, Jane. Proper Victorian fear! Buy Now
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